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Apple is a company that brings out the worst in some people. Whether they be fanboy-bashers or CEOs of bloated software juggernauts, there’s something about Steve’s condescending little smirk that drives people absolutely batshit. I get it. I really do. For most of these individuals, the knowledge that I work with a superior OS is satisfaction enough. But for a select few, the magnitude of their assholery cannot be dismissed by that melodic C Major chord. These are the members of Douchebag Row. This series is designed to honor those who, through word and/or deed, have distinguished themselves as something more than mere assholes.
Let’s begin, shall we?