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Apple Lowers Boom on HTC, makes “heavyweight belt” motion across waist

/cue Debussey, Prélude à l’après-midi d’un faune

HTC, upstart mobile phone maker saunters along a beautiful forest path, oblivious to the exquisitely-crafted “No Trespassing” signs. Sun is streaming through the trees as the company approaches a glittering spring. They stoop and drink deeply, savoring the delicious, refreshing water.

/cue shotgun pump

“Say…you got a purty mouth…”

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