Sep 222011

Have you ever wanted to offer ridiculous guesses about the outcome of an event with no accountability for failure?

Have you ever wanted to write about the market for cool electronic gadgets like tablets such as the iPad and…the iPad?

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  One Response to “Tech Industry Analysis Secrets: REVEALED – If You Act Now!”

  1. This is great, I’ve often wondered as an experiment of course, to publish a tech rumor that is totally outlandish, and watch it propogate itself across the myriad tech sites. Wait, that’s the way it’s done already, silly me.

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