I’ve ragged on Microsoft’s ads, but Samsung’s are pretty shitastic too. Their Galaxy S II series that poked fun at people who don’t wait in line for Sammy’s products culminated in a giant shartgasm of recently washed-up rock stars and soon-to-be washed-up Chicago Bears linebackers.

I was making the exact same hand motion as Mr. Hawkins while watching the commercial.

So how does Samsung market their 5.3″ pants-busting Galaxy Note? By appealing to device’s target audience, naturally!

So the takeaway here is…gigantic enough for an elephant to poke? Multi-trunk capable?

He does look a little less ridiculous than the average person holding that stylus though.