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M$’s Q4 Financials Put the “Ow” in “Wow”

Pity poor Microsoft.  Coming off the heels of Apple’s record-setting quarter, Redmond…well… Got absolutely annihilated. Microsoft whiffed on analysts’ predictions to the tune of one and a quarter billion dollars.  The traditional sinks – online services and the Entertainment and Devices group (Xbox 360, Zune and mobile phone software) – continued their crimson streak in [...]

Apple Begs Microsoft to Stop Their Merciless Laptop Hunter Campaign

Because Ars Technica has an Apple section‚ I guess they have to have one for Microsoft too.  I find a good chuckle there most days‚ though I imagine the humor is unintentional.  Like this gem recounting how “a lawyer from Apple” allegedly called Microsoft to beg them to stop running their “Shitbox Laptop Hunters” ads. [...]

Microsoft to Open Retail Stores this Fall…wait…what?

Microsoft’s Kurtzian descent into madness continues, according to my favorite purveyor of comic relief Mary Jo Foley.  Apparently, M$’s bluster about a retail presence, which I had chalked up to an episode of missed medication in the marketing department, is going to happen this fall, including “scenarios where we have stores in proximity to Apple.” [...]

Dear Jesus‚ Please Let Microsoft Make a Phone. Sincerely‚ TMA

Everyone’s favorite Microshill Mary-Jo Foley continues to build her case for a Microsoft entry into the mobile phone hardware business: Project Pink. Not to be confused with a fundraiser for breast cancer‚ the interface for the Project Pink phone is supposedly being designed by the Danger‚ Inc. folks that M$ picked up via acquisition last [...]

Windows 7 Guilded Tours: Fresh‚ Innovative

When you’re exposed to a lot of fanboy rants about Microsoft‚ you eventually get to the point where you question reality. Did they really rip off the original iPhone design for the Zune HD?  Did they really agree to strike IE8 from Win 7 for EU customers‚ then fist them by making them perform clean [...]

Windows 7 Pricing Announced; EU Told GFY

Microsoft has finally announced shipping and pricing information for its highly-anticipated Vista SP3 Windows 7 options. Because this is Microsoft‚ you not only have feature-based options‚ you also have a “limited time only” discount if you pre-order before…whenever it is the offer expires. More on that later. Here are the basics: Buying a PC now [...]

M$: Check Your iPhones at the Door

I guess your employees don’t need a data plan to rip off Apple’s UI.

Project Natal: I Call Bullsh*t

First off‚ in the interest of full disclosure‚ I own an XBox 360.  Despite Microsoft’s involvement‚ developers have managed to take a hilariously deficient piece of hardware (my personal RROD hit about 8 months after purchase) and build a gaming library that allows me to swear at 10 year-olds a couple of nights a week. [...]

Your TMA WWDC Roundup

MacBook Pros welcome little brothers‚ Apple shows M$ how to price an incremental upgrade and the new iPhone 3GS.

Microsoft Announces Zune HD *cough* iPhone 2G *cough*

You’ve all heard of the strategy of being a “loss leader” in a market; but M$ is looking to perpetuate its title of “loss follower” in its consumer product offerings.   Witness Microsoft’s latest flotilla of capital destined to do dance of the porcelin swirl: the Zune HD. Hey. That design almost doesn’t look half bad. Wait [...]